I just had to share this poem by Tom Nowak because it brought me to tears, in a good way. First I was laughing, and then I thought I was crying from laughing, but I'm not sure the crying was entirely humor-related. It might have been partially from surprise. It's a phrase you hear all the time, that so-and-so's work is "surprising," that he or she has the ability to "surprise" the reader, and yet it's something that rarely seems to actually happen for me. Anyhow.
It's a poem about a Sims character. Contemplate THAT working.
MR. FRUIT in Arsenic Lobster